What's Canada's problem with Facial Explosions?

I just stumbled across this article on The Smoking Gun. It's a list of the titles of Adult Entertainment Videos which are forbidden in Canada for violations of national obscenity laws.

I have to say that I wasn't surprised to see that "Facial Explosions" 1,5 & 9 were banned. Truly, they are the filthiest chapters of the entire "Facial Explosions" saga. I am relieved that "Facial Explosions" 2,3,4, 6,7 & 8 were all perfectly allowable. Those really are the best chapters anyways. You really get a sense of the grand, sweeping Facial Explosions storyline, when you view the permissible chapters. 1,5 & 9 are really all just exposition and then denouement.

Enjoy the wide variety of forbidden porn titles. I think they're actually pretty funny. A couple of them made me chuckle outloud.

Cheers,
Mr.B

PS. If any of my Canadian readers need me to forward a black market copy of "Coffee Ron's: Go Fuck Yerself" on VHS, do let me know. Truly, it's cinema verite. The man does things with the coffee bean that would make Juan Valdez whisper a Hail Mary and cross himself against such evil acts. Also, there's a lot of sex.

So, there's that.